Nana's Wendy Moments

Ben: *listening to the most obnoxious rap song ever, and singing along horribly*


Nana: *trying to work* AGH!!! I can't get that terrible song outta my head!


Ben: What, you mean "Straight Blanchin" by Lil Big Dog? It's the catchiest song of the summer!


Nana: What even IS "Blanchin"?! Rappers can't just make up words!


Ben: Rappers are visionaries, Nana. If they told me to eat my own pants, I would.


*Song somehow also includes lyrics advising to eat your own pants*


Ben: I guess I have no choice. *Hums as he unzips his pants*






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Liu: *holding the key to Jeff's cell, as they drive a stolen vehicle across the Infera World* Okay, so all of what we have to do is outrun Ishra's minions, unlock the cell, save Jeff, and save the world. 8They suddenly crash into something* Quick question, did you ever get your driver's license?



Nana: *driving determinedly* Definitely not!






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Nana: *After hearing jeff and Slendy's lame romance advice to ben* *scoffs* Don't listen to 'em, ben. You're a great guy with a cool job, any girl'd be lucky to have you.


Slendy: Would you date him?


Nana: *awkwardly* Oh hey, look at that.....*hides her face in her magazine*




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Nana: *being held captive by Coris* This isn't gonna work, Animaya.


Animaya: *bitch laugh* Oh really? And why's that?


Nana: because after I break Coris's arm and take that key from around your neck, I'm gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!


Animaya: *condescending laugh* And what makes you think you can do all that?~


Nana Cause Imma fucking ANDERSON!!!!! *breaks Coris's arm*



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Slendy: And that's not all! This "Enderman" can affect both this world, AND the digital one, Nana! he's a game changer! I have to get rid of him!


Nana: *looks up from her magazine* This is literally too dumb for me to care about.



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Liu: *is hit in the face by a water balloon* gah!


Nana: hey goofus. So you'll never guess what happened, I just got fired.


Liu: What? Really?


Nana: Yep. I guess Unwanted House Guest found out i was taking too many snacks.


Liu: How many?


Nana: *grins, and opens her jacket, revealing several bags of chips taped inside*


Liu: *laughs*


Nana: Hey, wanna go break rules somewhere else?


Liu: You know it.



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Nana: *had just survived one of carpanthony's rages* Well, I'm probably scarred for life.


Liu: Yeah, me too.


Nana: i think I'm gonna go stare at a wall and rethink EVERYTHING.


Liu:.....me too.



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Liu: *sees a massive, roaming prison, painted to look like Jeff's smile* Jeff's smile! He's in there, i know it.


Nana: Whoa, is that like brotherly ESP?


Liu: No, we don't have that, but we do have this thing where our allergies totally act up at the same time. *cute sneeze*


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Liu: *sitting on the couch with Jeff* Oh man, jeffy, i don't feel so good- *pretends to vomit, but sprays silly string instead, careful not to get it in Jeff's eyes*


Jeff: *grinning* Oh man, Slendy what did you feed us?! *also pretends to barf, spraying Liu with silly string as well*


Slendy: *can hear the Anderson brother pretending to vomit as he contemplate why he hasn't killed both of them yet*


Nana: *runs up to them* Guys stop, something horrible just happened!


Jeff and Liu: *look at her with stunned shock*


Nana:...............*pretends to vomit, and sprays both of them with silly string*


Jeff and Liu: *both laugh*